Super Simple Soup Supper

June 4th, 2006

This is just brilliant! Take a gander at the entire label on a can of Trader Joe’s Split Pea Soup. Go ahead and look, I’ll wait….

Notice anything? No? Good! You pass. The brilliant minds over at TJ’s decided not to include a single set of directions on how to prepare your soup! And why should they!? It’s soup damnit! It’s as if they are sending a sublimnal message: If you can’t figure out how to prepare a can of soup, you should not be handling a can opener! As a matter of fact, if you are standing there with spoon in hand, staring at the can, and you find yourself perplexed on how to get the contents of the can into your stomach, you shouldn’t even be handling that spoon!